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  • ...a Smashed Burrito With Extra Hot Sauce
  • ...Alien Monster Bait
  • ...a Broken Bungee Cord
  • ...Crocodile Junk Food
  • ...Dinosaur Dental Floss
  • ...a Splatted Flat Quarterback
  • ...a Prickly Porcupine from the Planet Pluto
  • ...a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath
  • ...a Tarantula Toe Tickler
  • ...Invisible Inines... with intense indigestion
  • ...a Skysurfing Skateboarder
  • ...a Cowboy Cowpie
  • ...a Computer Cockroach
  • ...a Beat-Up Basketball Backboard
  • ...a Torpedo Target
  • ...a Human Hockey Puck
  • ...an Afterthought Astronaut
  • ...Reindeer Roadkill
  • ...a Toasted Time Traveler
  • ...Polluted Pond Scum
  • ...a Bigfoot Breath Mint
  • ...Blundering Ballerina
  • ...a Screaming Skydiver
  • ...a Human Hairball
  • ...a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
  • ...a Haunted Hamburger
  • ...a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star
  • ...a Supersized Superhero

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

Look out... Wally McDoogle turns athlete! Jealousy and envy drive Wally from one hilarious calamity to another until, as the team's mascot, he learns humility while suddenly being thrown in to play goalie for the Middletown Super Chickens!