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  • ...a Smashed Burrito With Extra Hot Sauce
  • ...Alien Monster Bait
  • ...a Broken Bungee Cord
  • ...Crocodile Junk Food
  • ...Dinosaur Dental Floss
  • ...a Splatted Flat Quarterback
  • ...a Prickly Porcupine from the Planet Pluto
  • ...a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath
  • ...a Tarantula Toe Tickler
  • ...Invisible Inines... with intense indigestion
  • ...a Skysurfing Skateboarder
  • ...a Cowboy Cowpie
  • ...a Computer Cockroach
  • ...a Beat-Up Basketball Backboard
  • ...a Torpedo Target
  • ...a Human Hockey Puck
  • ...an Afterthought Astronaut
  • ...Reindeer Roadkill
  • ...a Toasted Time Traveler
  • ...Polluted Pond Scum
  • ...a Bigfoot Breath Mint
  • ...Blundering Ballerina
  • ...a Screaming Skydiver
  • ...a Human Hairball
  • ...a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
  • ...a Haunted Hamburger
  • ...a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star
  • ...a Supersized Superhero

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina

Wally McDoogle agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to survive seventy-two hours in each other's shoes. All in all it becomes one of Wally's grea misadventures as he finally learns the important lesson of honoring and respecting others